FANFIC FRIDAY: Miranda Goes To Church! ( ADVENTURES WITH MIRANDA FANFIC – PART 6)

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FUCKING FINALLLYYYYYY
As some of you may know, last week I threw a complete tantrum because I dropped my phone in soapy water, and I thought it was ruined for good.
However, by some kind of Miracle (and 70$), it was fixed!!! All my posts are still here, best of all, THIS FANFIC IS NOT LOST! So I’ll be posting as usual 🙂
Let’s go!!

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ADVENTURES WITH MIRANDA: PART 6: Miranda Goes To Church

I woked up the nest day feelin retsted. But also revendge. I new what i had to do.

I sat up, eated some of my weddin gifts meats, and drunk the botle of dr. peper that i founded on the streats. But it was SPITCY!!! As i spitt it out and wiped my mouse with my pants, i finaly undestood why its calld ‘dr PEPPER.’ 

I took the gifs and the carkiys and and got in the car to drive it. It was a goud drivin UNTIL i ran out of GATS!!! So i stoped at the gastayshen and filed the car with the gas. But the gastayshen man told me he wanted moneys for the gatses! And i said ‘what the even heck its juts gas whydyou even want money for it?! Ill give u gats myself if u want it’ so i tooted my gases in his fatce. Sudenly he seemed to turn green, and in the road signs green mean that your free to go. So i goed. I also heared someone singin ‘call 911 now!!’ again and i thout wow this seams to be a prety popplar song lately i shoud probly make a cover of itt on my chanel tomoro.

I kept drivin to my detstinatshen. And then i saw it: a churtch decortated with wite baloons and ribons and rozes. 

A weddin moosic was playin from inside. Peeple were cumin. 

There was my atstistant raichel there. THAT TRAITOR!!!1! I was gona fire her sogoud later. 

Altso there was chris the madgitchen and his dauter bayley. I swored that im never even gona do a madgik trik with him anymor and il never even sing a frodzen song with bayly ever again. Thatll show em to cum to my exes weedin.

Wher wasshee… Where washshee… I coudn find her… Where watshe…

And finaly i saw her: a wedin drets on herself, a wite bokay of flowers in her hands, a curly black hairs on her heads, a hudge nose, a wrinkles… There she was. The one ive been lookin for. The one wholl be sory she even essisted.

Colleen.

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FANFIC FRIDAY: Miranda Gifts The Meats! (ADVENTURES WITH MIRANDA FANFIC – PART 5)

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Well yes, technically it’s Saturday, but like it’s an hour late, just bear with me here.
Fanfic Fridays continue with Adventures With Miranda Sings!

Part 5: Miranda Gifts The Meats!

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I had one goal: to ruwin jotchuas and cleens wedding days. invited or not invitaed, i was goin there. 

But firs, i had to bring a gifts for them becuase thats the traditshen and im a well rased critshen girl. So i went to a one dolar tshop and seartched for something to gift them. I found a scarscrow, a tshelll, a iBall, a cat, a boy, a magnet, eieughh, a dutst, one o these, and hairs. I put them al in my emty natshur box that i got for utube promotshen but that tatses discustin. Then i went to the growsrey tshop and got them some meats. Weiners becysae there my favrit. unfortshnetly i dint have enuf moneys to pay for al the meet so i decide to sing for the grotsry tshop workers insted of monny. So i begined ‘Honhonhonn my name is meurandaeuuuuu and im so bootifulk and lutshesss my lisstick is bootiful and my hairss are hairyy i have lots o baes and im goin to kill them if theyre cheetin on meee like jotchuaaa and altso ill kil u if your dresing like pornn and show ur skins and chesticle crakss and altsoo-‘ but then they screemed thigns like ‘OKAY STOP IT YOU CAN LEAVE’, ‘PLEASE JUST GO AND TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT BUT SHUT UP!’, and  ‘THAT GIRL IS MENTAL’ so i left them quikly becuaes peepol were startin to take out ther phones and i said ‘no pittshurs pleese no piktshers’ becaus i was so femous. As i left i herd someone singin the skikrellex song ‘Someone call 911 now!’ Finlaly i left and the las gift was a free odiobook from audable.cum whichis the leedin provider of audiauboks with over a hunred fitty THOUSANDS bocks. 

Havin goten my gifts redy, i went to sleep in a cave with the birds and the skies. 

It was goin to be a big day tomoro.

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FANFIC FRIDAY: Miranda Stalks the Bae! (ADVENTURES WITH MIRANDA FANFIC – PART 4)

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Welcome to Fanfic Friday!

We continue with Adventures with Miranda!

Part 4: MIRANDA STALKS THE BAE ON SNATTCHAT

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I was drivign allover the cuntry and i saw lots of porn on the streets. Evrytime i seen somethin like thits, i started honking my horns and flatshing my hedlites in their faytces so they stop lookin like slutts. It was werkin at first but THENn i kept sawing more and more discustinnesses! So i grabedmy gun and started shouting bulets at all the chetsticle craks i was seein. They all strtated to drop on the floors jus like my uncle, and there seemed to be koolaid drippin from their chetsts. Or it coud be wine becuz they were siners afterall.That seemed to work bicuz people started finallly not dressing like hoses and they ran away wen they seen me. Also there were som cars following me that kept flatshing bloue and red lites around me and making loud noises like the ambulance, but i guetss these were jus warnings for the peoples to stoop beein porns.

So anyways, i kept drivin and drivin and i started to feel hungry and thistry despite the hairs and the sweats. So i stoped at a tacobell and ordered a big tacobell and a juices. But the lady gave me a medium tacobell! And the juice was beer!! It has ALCOHOL IN ITTT!!! so i shooted at the lady ‘HOW COUD U DO THITS?! DO I LOOK LIEK A SINNER?!’ and she said mmm hmmm so i throwed the food at her. And i killed her too.

Finaly i stoped at a 711 and got some koolaid and then some chipotlay and eated evrything.

I was redy for the actshen: i had to revenge myself to jotchua and collean. But how do i do it??

I opened my snattchat and started to stalk the bae. I seartched for jotchuadtv’s snattchat acount. I found it and opend his story. Firs i saw a selfie of himself and i dint even found him attrakiv. Then ther was a selfie with coleen and they were holdin their hends like hoes. And THENN… I SAW RINGS ON THEIR HANDS!!!!

and then there was a pic of theyre wedding invataytshen. THEY WERE GETTIN MARRIEDDEDED?!?!? HOW ISAT EVEN POTSIBEL?!

So i caled jotchua again and said ‘jotchua! How coud you even get marrid without me?! Im ur bae!’

‘Miranda?! I told you, there’s nothing between you and me, just leave me the fuck alone!’

‘WHADDID YOU JUST SAYYY?!?!1! U SAID TO ME A BAD WORD AND YOUr GETIN MARIED WITH ANOTHER GIRL?! Can i cum to the weding alleast and get some cakes?’

‘Absolutely not. You’ll ruin it. Just… Get out of my life, okay?’ And he just hunged up in my face! I mean ear! What the even heck!

I lookded at the snattchat again. at the invaytetion.

The weding was tomoro.

I wasnt invited… or so he thout.

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FANFIC FRIDAY: Miranda Prank Calls Jotshuadtv! (ADVENTURES WITH MIRANDA FANFIC – PART 3)

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We continue Fanfic Fridays with:

ADVENTURES WITH MIRANDA!

PART 3: MIRANDA PRANK CALLS JOSHUADTV!!

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After i left from jotchuas housse, i went to my uncle imidyatetly and i said ‘oooh uncle, cudle me so goud… I need it more then ever!’

‘Ocourts il cudle u miranda, i luv cudlin litle womens like u’

‘Oooh uncule ur sogoud i love you more than even half of my baes. For shur more than jotchua. HIS CHEETIN ON ME!!’

‘that litle motherfuc-‘

‘DONT SAY A BAD WORRDDD!!!!’

‘Sory sweety. i think we shold revenge on him’

‘Oooh uncle whata goud ideas! What shoud we do?’

‘Lets get him jelus’ he said with a strandge smiley on his face. He pointed at himself, then at myself, then at the bed. And i understanded it so fast becus im such a smart girl.

‘Yes! Less do itt!’ I said. Myuncle startd sweatying and said ‘so u wana…’

‘Yes!’

‘Ooh ive been waitin for thits for soo longg’ he said essitedly. I was also essited too.

‘yes! Im goin to prank call him sogoud he wont even now it was me! Hohoho im gonna gethim hohoho’

For sum reason my uncle lookd ditsapointed. 

I took my fone and called jotchua.

‘Hello, it’s Josh, who is this?’

‘Jotchua! Im youre mother! Come to my houtse emidiatley!’

‘Excuse me?’

‘I said come hear imdiately thits is youre mother you have left the houtse and youre grouneded!’

‘Who is this? Miranda… I should have known it…’

‘NO IM NOUT MIRANDA IM NOT THAT BOOTIFUL IM UR MOTHER COME HEAR RITE KNOW YOU LITLE BAD BOY IM GOIN TO SPANK YOU SO GOUD!’

AND THENNN! HE HANGS UP ON MEEE!!!!1! Are youy kideen me?!?! 

‘Uncle!! Ur idea was awful i hate it youre so stupidt it dint even workk!!’ So i jus took my stuffs and my uncles car keys and a gun so i can be preparated for the dangers.

‘Wat aryou doin miranda stoppit where are u goin you cant leave the houtse lets go cuddle in my b-‘

But he dint even finished his settence becose i killed him with my gun. I altso took his moneys and some of his hairs so i wont get hungry in my trip. And i took the car and drived it far far away from hear. Thas what u get for standin in my ways.

I even runned over twoo cats in the midle of the road because they were havin babies and bein porn in public.

I dint even care thou. I wanted revendge. And nobadys gona stoppit from me.

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FANFIC FRIDAY: Miranda Gets Betrayed! (ADVENTURES WITH MIRANDA FANFIC – PART 2)

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We continue Fanfic Fridays with:

ADVENTURES WITH MIRANDA!

PART 2: MIRANDS GETS BETRAYED
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(Here is Part 1)
Hey hoozat at the door?’ I said, very titted off that i was imptrerupted while singin. So i went to jotchuas door to open it.

And I saw jotchua.

At the door.

HIS ARMS AROUD ANOTHER GIRL!!!1!

I screemed ‘JOTCHUADTV WHAT ARE YOU DOIIIN?!’

‘Whow… Calm down miranda…’

‘JOTCHUADTV DONT U TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IM GONNA GETSHU SOGOUD YOU WONT EVEN NOW IT’

‘Sure. Colleen, this is Miranda. Miranda, this is-‘

‘HOW CUD U DO DIS TO ME?! I’M UR BAE!’

‘Yeah, and she’s my fiancée.’

‘…….wwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWHATTTTTHHH?!?!?!?!??!?! How is that even potsible? Shes ugly.’

‘She’s the love of my life.’

‘No! I am! Im ur bae!’

‘Miranda, first of all, you got Tyler, Ricky, Flula, Joey too, your uncle and Lohanthony and yourself, and god knows how many other baes.’

‘Thats becus im very famouser’

‘And I bet none of them even agreed on being your bae or whatever. You scared them into it! You’re so delusional Miranda!’

‘Yeah rite! ill show you whose deludgenal! Youl pay for thits!’

‘Whatever Miranda. Just get out.’

so i grabbed my keys and camera and phone and lisstik and koolaid and went to the door. Also i spilled my koolaid on colleen and i got her sogoud she started screemin. thats whatshu get. My mom always says thats what happens for hores who steel baes.

But i wasnt even done withit. Im goin to ruin ther lives. They wont even now it. 

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FANFIC FRIDAY: Miranda Sings Goes To Joshua’s House! (ADVENTURES WITH MIRANDA FANFIC – PART 1)

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WELCOME TO FANFIC FRIDAY!
I’m so excited to open this new weekly post, where every Friday of every week, I’ll be posting a new chapter from my current fanfiction!

I’m going to start with:

ADVENTURES WITH MIRANDA!!
This fic was SO fun to write. I’m still not done with it, but it will go on for at least 6 weeks. Have fun! This is the first chapter, hope you don’t hate it 🙂

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PART 1: MIRANDA SINGS GOES TO JOSHUA’S HOUSE

Hi guys its me miranda. So today i was at my bae jotchuadtv’s house and we were filming a Qyou an Ay, and I was so titted off becouse he was wering a SHORTS! And I said ‘stoppit jotchua this is porn! Satan will get you so goud if you keep dressing like this discustinness’ but he dint even care aboutit! 

And THEN a GIRL called him and she said ‘hi jotch its me colleen, do you want to get tacobell with raitchel for luntch?’ 

ARE U KEEDIN ME?! no girls can have lunch with MY bae and MY attsitstant except ME!!!1! So i took his phone and throwed it from the window.

Then we finnished the qyu en ai, and I told evry1 to suscribe to me and jotchuadtv but to me more becous im not a siner like jotchuadtv. 

He aksked me when im gonna leave and i said ‘yeah rite im not even leeving before i eat’ so i went to his kittchen and drinked all the koolaid.

The koolaid made me wild and crayzy so i started singing. “WHHEUUHEUEHUHEUU MY NAME IS MEURANDEUUU AND IMTHE BOOTIFULETST OF THE GIRLS AND I HAVE SOMANY BAAA*high voice*AAAA*low voice*aaaaaaa*whistletones*AAII II AI H A A -” 

And just when i was about to do the big final, there was a nok on the door.

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I can hear your disappointed boos already. I know. You don’t know who the fuck Miranda is, or what this all means, or why I am writing like a fourth grader.
Miranda Sings is a Youtube character played by Colleen Ballinger (above mentioned in the fic). She’s a parody of all the youtubers who think they’re the shit (mostly horrible singers and beauty gurus). I find her hilarious, and so do 5.000.000 other subscribers. Colleen herself is the sweetest person on earth. Check out their channels, and then check again and see if any of this will make sense!

See you in a week! (For the fanfic. I’m still posting regular posts and reviews every day or two. Not everything’s gone to the dogs.)

Adventures with Miranda Sings!

Nope. Not a joke.

Miranda just recently made a video called ‘Reading Fanfiction‘ and the most amazing idea dawned on me: Mirandafics! 

The possibilities started flooding my brain. I NEEDED to write Miranda stories! 

At first I thought of doing a continuous story. Then, I had the idea of making it about Miranda in the Harry Potter world! But then I couldn’t really think of much that would happen so I finally settled on making weekly (or monthly, or whatever, the schedule isn’t really important at the moment) fics, each in a different situation/universe. 

I guess I’ll start with a normal story first (as normal as Miranda gets, at least) and then dive into completely imaginary scenarios like Hogwarts and stuff later.

This is exciting! I can’t wait. Even though I know that my one faithful reader and bestie happens to hate Miranda. Oh well, she’ll have to deal with it.

Oh, I forgot: for those of you who don’t know who or what a Miranda is (shame on you), she’s a quite popular Youtuber. Here she is:

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Isn’t she just beautiful?! 😍

(Look up Colleen Ballinger on Google. It will all make much more sense.)