So yeah it’s now 12 AM and I have my first day of school tomorrow after like how much? 15 days of holiday. I’ve been waking up at noon all these days, HOW do I expect myself to get up at 6 AM tomorrow?! I’ve been lying in bed and I just CAN’T SLEEP GODDAMIT so I decided to just be a huge rebel and blog even though I should be regretting this (which actually I am) so I will stop now. BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE A REBEL I WANNA KEEP WRITING GAHD WHY DO I SUDDENLY HAVE THE ENERGY TO WRITE WHEN I CAN’T BRING MYSELF TO DO IT WHEN I NEED TO
I didn’t know this post was going to turn into a self-hatred rant. Things escalated pretty quickly.
Okay so before I go here’s a joke:
An English teacher asked his student: “insert ‘sugar’ into a sentence.”
The student thinks and says: “I drank a cup of tea this morning.”
The teacher replies: “but where is the ‘sugar’?”
So the student says: “in the tea, sir!”
Tan Tarararan, Tan Tan!
I’ll give you time to laugh.
Here’s more time.
Even more.
Go on.
Are you done yet?
You probably were a long time ago.
Okay so now that my energy has been replaced by shame and humiliation, I think I’m ready to sleep!
HAHAHA. Have fun at school, bruh! 😂
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Oh I will. Especially with the half-sleepy-half-drunk state I’m in right now.
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YOU’RE DRUNK???
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Oh no. Never. But I just *feel* drunk, ya know?
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Oh. Oh em. I was worried for a second. But yeah, I know. I feel you. (Except for the times I was actually drunk.)
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Well you just made me imagine how it would be if I went to school drunk.
Oh god.
I would never want that to happen, but then again I really want to see what would happen.
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Do what you want. But let me be the first person to tell you that going to school with a hangover isn’t that brilliant of an idea (speaking from experience).
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Did that seriously happen to you?! XD Well I don’t risk it because I absolutely HATE alcohol, but it sounds funny xD
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Yes. HAHAHA. I used to hate alcohol. I still do. But every now and then, it’s kind of comforting in the midst of emotional stress. I rarely drink, I swear.
It was a hellish experience, btw. Going to class with a hangover. I actually forgot that I had a 9 AM Saturday class! I woke up at exactly 9 am and rushed and ugh, terrible.
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I don’t know man for now I’m hanging on to the thought that I don’t like alcohol so it doesn’t become a problem in the future (same with drugs though that’s on a way higher level) so I guess I’ll have to stick to Adele and ice cream for emotional release
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Don’t worry, mate. Not promoting it. Or drugs for that matter. I’m strictly against drugs. 😂 Oh my god. Ice cream is God’s greatest gift to mankind. There is nothing in this world it can’t solve. Frozen yogurt, coffee and bacon are definitely a close second. ❤
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LOL ikr!! It’s like tasting heavenly clouds.
Also, it is the greatest mystery to me how people enjoy coffee. IT’S SO BITTER! I think I talked about this once before I don’t remember where. But I just ugh
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Oh, I take my coffee with lots of cream and milk and sugar. I can’t stand it when it’s too bitter. 😅
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Well I guess here we just have one flavor xD
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What. So you don’t even like Starbucks? That is insane, bruh.
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No no, I meant we don’t even HAVE starbucks. I never even TASTED coffee except for standard cups.
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Oh em. That is just sad. 😭
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I KNOW 😭😭 what can I do
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Find another country. Jk. 😂 Anyway. Wow, it’s like 2 am here. I better head to bed. Good night!
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Good night! 😀
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It’s not stalkerish that I read this whole conversation and absolutely died laughing, is it??? Hahaha. ICE CREAM IS LIFE AND I CANNOT STAND COFFEE!
-Amy
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It’s not!! Well maybe to an outsider it would be, but I’m very certain that it’s for entertainement purposes.
AND YESSS ANOTHER COFFEE HATER HIGH FIVE
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
YAYYYYYY HIGH FIVE!!!!!
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*laughs internally* 😀 Hope you survive schooool
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Thank you *hunger games tribute salute*
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*actually dies of laughter* haha good luck on your first day back, maybe the odds be ever in your favour!
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Thank you, may they be yes
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LOL. Just become homeschooled and the wake up time is no longer an issue (although my mother will never let me sleep that late. I’m up at 7:30 anyhow, don’t start school ’til around 9) xD
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Oh no I love my school (kind of, in a non-obsessive but still affectionate way). It’s just the waking up that’s atrocious xD
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Hahaha good night!
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It actually was 😀 and I have no idea how
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Haha well I’m Glad!
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Yeah, I’m meant to be asleep now, oh well,
I only got 5 and 1/2 hours sleep last night and it looks like tonight will be the same (whywhywhwywhwy!)
Exhaustion, you suck!
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You know what’s weird? I just woke up and I feel awake. I have no idea how. I think I might still be asleep and dreaming because there’s no way I’m genuinely up xD
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Haha lol!
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Hahaha you never fail to make me laugh! Have a great day at school tomorrow 🙂
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Thank you 😀 that’s so nice
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This is is hilarious, I swear you are a brilliant person!
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I wish I would’ve been brilliant a few days ago and slept earlier, but I’m still flattered you think so 😀
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XD
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You are so funny omd…hope school went okay.
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It did! 😀 But I’m still sleepy to this day.
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