After a break last week (pfff no I didn’t forget I just.. um.. turtles?) Fanfic Fridays are back yaaay.
Just a heads up: it might not be up next week because 1) exams and 2) I always have trouble finishing stuff. So wish me luck on both!
ADVENTURES WITH MIRANDA
PART 7: MIRANDA AT THE WEDDIN PARYT
When i got out of my car and went inside the churtch, the bride an groom werent there. Ther were peepol and guetsts. I put my meats on the gift table, which i guets was the altar.
The guetsts were goin throu a door that lead to a bootiful garden. I folowed them so that nobody gets suspitshus.
Everyone was tchatin and smilin and laughin. I was at the food table. There werent even any meats! Not even koolaid?! What the even heck was this?! There was just hommade cookies!! I ate them anyways. There was also glatses of sparkly waters. I found them intretsting and took one.
Then, i sawed glozell! I wento tak to her
‘Hi guyzel its me miranda.’
‘Miranda! I didn’t know you were invited! Whas’ good?’
‘Ooo damn. You seem to be pissed off at summat.’
‘Its nonoyour bizness’ i said, and i drinked all the sparkly juices. It tasted like somethin i never even tatsted before. It made my throat and organs and intestines so warm!
‘I love this juce watisit?! Its even beter than koolaid!’
‘That’s champagne gurl.’
WWHHATATAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!? IM DRINKIN ALCOHOLSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??! OH MY GODNES FORGIMME LORD I HAVE SINNED I DRINKED THIS DISCUSTIN ALCOHOL IT WASN MY FAULT IT WAS THER ON THE TABLE WHAT HAVE I DONE OMIGOODNESS’
I ran away from my shame and hid in a broom closet. I found a botle of soaps so i ate them to watsh my mouths from these alcohols. It maked me gagged sobad liek i was chokin on somethin. It reminded me o my uncle for som reasen but i cant remember why even. He was ded anyways now so idosnt mater.
I finally detcided that it was time for me to come out of the closet. But not like tylar or joee or conner or hana cuz im not a lebenese.
They were now playin the song wach me wip that naynay that i made a vidio of lassmonth. So i starred doin it two and i was goud but i saw that GOZELL was TWERKIN the PORN WAY!!! I went to hide her butticle cracks but even more peepol startd twerkin like that so i new that i had to scar them to stop it. So i took my gun and pushed it into glodzels butt.
She started screeming but lukily stoped twerkin and all the others stoped to.
Someone said ‘shoud we call 911?’
So i yelld at him ‘yarite these aren even the rite lyricts! Youll now it wen i cover it tomorow on my tchanel’
Sins the scare worked goodly enough and fast, i detcided that it wasn netcetsary to shoot the gun anymor so i took it bak from glodzels butt and licked it to remove the crusts on it. Besides that i was savin the shoots for something elts. Somone else, shoud i say it.
As i wakd away, i herd glozell muter ‘Next time you shove a dildo up my butthole, I’m shoving three down all o’yours, you bitch.’ I wondered hootchie was talkin to, and wat didlo means. Im shur i once ate one o these before. They tatsted squitshy thou.
Wen wazzis wedin even gona start?! Im getin tireded.
An sudenly, my qwetshen was ansered. A voitse said ‘Joshua and Colleen’s wedding ceremony will begin in a moment! Please re-enter the church and take a seat to share this special moment with them!’
Finaly. It was time.
They wanted a speshel moment? Ill give it to them. ill make it s
o speshel it woud be unfergotable even.
Ho ho ho.