3 Day Quote Fuck Shit Fucking Cunt FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I HAD PREPARED SOME REALLY NICE HARRY POTTER QUOTES FOR TODAY.

I EVEN WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING A POST ABOUT MIRANDA’S BOOK THAT I JUST BOUGHT. IT WAS GOING TO BE FABULOUS.

BUT I CAN’T POST ANY OF THESE THINGS.

WHY?!

BECAUSE I DROPPED MY FUCKING PHONE IN WATER.

The screen went out in literally a second and though it was still buzzing, it didn’t show anything. I tried turning it off but I couldn’t even. I tried to blow dry it, take out the battery… BUT IT’S BUILT IN AND DOESN’T COME OFF! AND I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING COVER SO THE WATER HAPPILY JUST WENT IN AND MADE A PARTY AND RUINED EVERYTHING.

On top of it all, my family are being douchebags and making fun of my freaking out. I really, REALLY want to dump all their phones in the toilet and see how they’d like it.

THIS IS SO UNFAIIIR WHYYYYY GOD WHY WHAT HAVE I DONE

My life is literally ruined. For the next couple of weeks. Maybe months. Or days, if the putting-it-in-rice thing actually does work, but DOUBT IT.

I don’t know what I’ll have to do next.

Goodbye, unfinished blog posts and precious pictures, forever lost in a sea of dirty dish water and soap and eau de javel.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

UPDATE: Oh, and also WordPress just told me I’ve reached 100 followers. This really isn’t how I pictured the celebrations.