We don’t celebrate Halloween.
Why? Because it’s ‘satanic’.
Are you all like Miranda or something?!
If I was to ban everything that’s considered satanic from my life, I’d be bored to death.
In case you’re wondering NO, I’M NOT SATANIC and I could never be.
I’m referring to the people who kill animals and drink blood and burn crosses and stuff like that.
But that doesn’t mean that everything out-of-the-ordinary is inflicted upon us by some devil! Come on people.
Just because you’re scared of anything weird, doesn’t mean you should make it into something sordid.
Like Harry Potter. What’s satanic in that? Magic?! It’s not hurting anyone! It’s just your stuck up and limited beliefs. Just like stop.
Lady Gaga is very unconventional. I get it. I don’t know, however, how that makes her a devil minion.
They tell us ‘Halloween glorifies violence, abnormality, witchcraft’ and all that. I swear guys, I just wanna dress different once in a year. Stop making all this fuss. It’s really not going to turn me into Satan’s slave.
There is one holiday similar to Halloween we cebrate which is St. Barbara’s Day on the 4th of December, where basically kids dress up and go with their parents to a few houses and eat candy and sweets. It’s just very basic and childish, and there’s nothing special to it.
Halloween isn’t banned. Not at all. It isn’t that serious. But we just don’t celebrate it, and anyone who does is considered a weirdo and a hippy and lost in his ways and whatever.
I just would like to experience it, that’s all. But by the time (and if) I leave the country, I’d probably be way too old to trick or treat.