We continue Fanfic Fridays with:
ADVENTURES WITH MIRANDA!
PART 3: MIRANDA PRANK CALLS JOSHUADTV!!
After i left from jotchuas housse, i went to my uncle imidyatetly and i said ‘oooh uncle, cudle me so goud… I need it more then ever!’
‘Ocourts il cudle u miranda, i luv cudlin litle womens like u’
‘Oooh uncule ur sogoud i love you more than even half of my baes. For shur more than jotchua. HIS CHEETIN ON ME!!’
‘that litle motherfuc-‘
‘DONT SAY A BAD WORRDDD!!!!’
‘Sory sweety. i think we shold revenge on him’
‘Oooh uncle whata goud ideas! What shoud we do?’
‘Lets get him jelus’ he said with a strandge smiley on his face. He pointed at himself, then at myself, then at the bed. And i understanded it so fast becus im such a smart girl.
‘Yes! Less do itt!’ I said. Myuncle startd sweatying and said ‘so u wana…’
‘Ooh ive been waitin for thits for soo longg’ he said essitedly. I was also essited too.
‘yes! Im goin to prank call him sogoud he wont even now it was me! Hohoho im gonna gethim hohoho’
For sum reason my uncle lookd ditsapointed.
I took my fone and called jotchua.
‘Hello, it’s Josh, who is this?’
‘Jotchua! Im youre mother! Come to my houtse emidiatley!’
‘I said come hear imdiately thits is youre mother you have left the houtse and youre grouneded!’
‘Who is this? Miranda… I should have known it…’
‘NO IM NOUT MIRANDA IM NOT THAT BOOTIFUL IM UR MOTHER COME HEAR RITE KNOW YOU LITLE BAD BOY IM GOIN TO SPANK YOU SO GOUD!’
AND THENNN! HE HANGS UP ON MEEE!!!!1! Are youy kideen me?!?!
‘Uncle!! Ur idea was awful i hate it youre so stupidt it dint even workk!!’ So i jus took my stuffs and my uncles car keys and a gun so i can be preparated for the dangers.
‘Wat aryou doin miranda stoppit where are u goin you cant leave the houtse lets go cuddle in my b-‘
But he dint even finished his settence becose i killed him with my gun. I altso took his moneys and some of his hairs so i wont get hungry in my trip. And i took the car and drived it far far away from hear. Thas what u get for standin in my ways.
I even runned over twoo cats in the midle of the road because they were havin babies and bein porn in public.
I dint even care thou. I wanted revendge. And nobadys gona stoppit from me.