WELCOME TO FANFIC FRIDAY!
I’m so excited to open this new weekly post, where every Friday of every week, I’ll be posting a new chapter from my current fanfiction!
I’m going to start with:
ADVENTURES WITH MIRANDA!!
This fic was SO fun to write. I’m still not done with it, but it will go on for at least 6 weeks. Have fun! This is the first chapter, hope you don’t hate it 🙂
PART 1: MIRANDA SINGS GOES TO JOSHUA’S HOUSE
Hi guys its me miranda. So today i was at my bae jotchuadtv’s house and we were filming a Qyou an Ay, and I was so titted off becouse he was wering a SHORTS! And I said ‘stoppit jotchua this is porn! Satan will get you so goud if you keep dressing like this discustinness’ but he dint even care aboutit!
And THEN a GIRL called him and she said ‘hi jotch its me colleen, do you want to get tacobell with raitchel for luntch?’
ARE U KEEDIN ME?! no girls can have lunch with MY bae and MY attsitstant except ME!!!1! So i took his phone and throwed it from the window.
Then we finnished the qyu en ai, and I told evry1 to suscribe to me and jotchuadtv but to me more becous im not a siner like jotchuadtv.
He aksked me when im gonna leave and i said ‘yeah rite im not even leeving before i eat’ so i went to his kittchen and drinked all the koolaid.
The koolaid made me wild and crayzy so i started singing. “WHHEUUHEUEHUHEUU MY NAME IS MEURANDEUUU AND IMTHE BOOTIFULETST OF THE GIRLS AND I HAVE SOMANY BAAA*high voice*AAAA*low voice*aaaaaaa*whistletones*AAII II AI H A A -”
And just when i was about to do the big final, there was a nok on the door.
I can hear your disappointed boos already. I know. You don’t know who the fuck Miranda is, or what this all means, or why I am writing like a fourth grader.
Miranda Sings is a Youtube character played by Colleen Ballinger (above mentioned in the fic). She’s a parody of all the youtubers who think they’re the shit (mostly horrible singers and beauty gurus). I find her hilarious, and so do 5.000.000 other subscribers. Colleen herself is the sweetest person on earth. Check out their channels, and then check again and see if any of this will make sense!
See you in a week! (For the fanfic. I’m still posting regular posts and reviews every day or two. Not everything’s gone to the dogs.)